Perfectly Cromulent

via Marcus Westbury.

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:35:55 +1000

via Marcus Westbury.

One “I Watch TV All Day” please.

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:48:40 +1000

One “I Watch TV All Day” please.

My God, 2012. Seriously. This is some top-shelf SFX-pr0n right...

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:26:00 +1000

My God, 2012. Seriously. This is some top-shelf SFX-pr0n right there. Eat it, McG!

What would DFW have said?

This is what Heather Havrilesky says on the allure of disaster exploitainment:

“I love apocalyptic television. From the awkward dialogue to the terrible CGI effects to the “Let’s fall in love/resolve our differences while the world ends” relationship scenarios, End Times TV makes me feel warm and nostalgic inside. Like a giant glazed doughnut for the soul, disaster TV allows us to savor the supreme stupidity of it all and feel grateful that planet Earth isn’t imploding or exploding or spinning straight into the sun.”

In other news: I cannot wait until November.

Not wasting my time off. At all.

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:20:47 +1000

Not wasting my time off. At all.

Today’s word is Still.

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:39:16 +1000

Today’s word is Still.

Derp derp derp.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:49:32 +1000

Derp derp derp.

Photo

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:43:46 +1000

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Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:44:10 +1000

Susan Boyle loses! And still wins!

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:43:05 +1000

Susan Boyle loses! And still wins!:

“Most of the time, I feel certain the Internet is bad for us: making productive work impossible for hours on end, reducing our attention spans to three seconds, splintering our minds into tiny pieces, pieces that have no way of pondering the big picture and no means of touching the soul of any matter, outside of the occasional confused haze of ambivalent emotions.”

There Was A Dog On The Roof Today

Tue, 26 May 2009 17:23:44 +1000

“Did I tell you?”

He said this.

“Yes, it looked at me through the window.”

I miss out on a lot of cool things by going to work.

somethingchanged: Jess always finds the best things. Is best...

Tue, 26 May 2009 17:11:01 +1000

somethingchanged:

Jess always finds the best things. Is best therefore, at internet.

I tried this one time to work in advertising. I lasted four...

Mon, 25 May 2009 18:06:00 +1000

I tried this one time to work in advertising. I lasted four months.

ADDENDUM! Please, allow me to qualify myself on my own blog! As in, worked on site in the God-forsaken office, and not from the privacy of my home from where I can achieve the relative, safe distance required to maintain sanity in the industry. I hope you’ve enjoyed this missive from my personal blog, wayward asshats! Have and awesome day, and try the Meatloaf.

“An advertisment that pretends to be art is, at absolute best, like somebody who smiles warmly at you only because he wants something from you.” - David Foster Wallace.

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